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  1. My name is Ahmet. I’m a bank staff in a Turkish bank. I’ve been looking for someone who has the same nationality as you. A citizen of your country died in the recent earthquake in Turkey, he had in our bank fixed deposit of $11.5 million.

    My Bank management is yet to know of his death. If my bank executive finds out about his death ,They would use the funds for themselves and get richer and I would like to prevent that from happening only if I get your cooperation, I knew about it because I was his account manager. Last week my bank management held a meeting for the purpose of a bank audit to note the dormant and abandoned deposit accounts. I know this will happen and that’s why I’m looking for a solution to deal with this situation because if my bank discovers his death, they will divert the funds to the board of directors. I don’t want that to happen.

    I request your cooperation to introduce you as the kin/heir of the account as you are of the same nationality as him. There is no risk; the transaction is carried out under a legal agreement that protects you from infringement. I suggest we split the funds, 60/40 and 40 for me. I need this fund for my daughter’s surgery so keep this info confidential. email me so i can provide you with more information. ahmetturkiye1974@outlook.com

    • tranimatronic

      Dear Ahmet,
      Sweet Ahmet. I’m wondering if there is such a thing as scam school. I think you need to go to one and re-train. Maybe try a scam that isn’t 25 years old.
      Maybe you are a old and lonely spam-bot that is just trying to make a difference in this crazy world.
      Maybe you HAVE actually thought an original idea at some point in your life, and are patiently waiting for the right time to unleash it on the world.
      Maybe you are about to take the scamming world by storm with a truly unique way of asking old women to buy you gift cards.
      Email me for (cash up front) NPC background and renders and perhaps a short engagement video.
      Hope your daughter gets better soon.

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    • tranimatronic

      Hi Allen,
      I LOVE to receive these emails, as I have absolutely NOTHING better to do in a day, but I’d like to point out the .ca in creaturefeatures.ca is a CANADIAN domain. Meaning I’m in CANADA
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      Otherwise it feels as though you deserve to know you look a little foolish right now.
      God bless.

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